Adopt a Brainchild

As a prose fiction writer of many years, I’ve become the mother of countless brainchildren, all of whom I place under tight maternal care. Unfortunately, I’ve found that I am simply unable to care for hundreds of these brainchildren equally. They all have the potential to become wonderful adults, and I would never want to take this opportunity away from them. So my brainchildren are up for adoption.

Say what?!

I am a firm believer that writers should help other writers, so instead of abandoning my babies and pretending I’ll find “time” for them later… I would like a similarly loving writer to have the opportunity to work with them. But lemme make one thing clear: adoption is a mutual agreement to inherit the responsibilities of raising a brainchild. Plagiarism is kidnapping, and punishable to the full extent of Writer’s Law.

If you have a problem with my offer, or place originality on a high pedestal, that’s fine. You don’t have to do it! But if you’re interested, please fill out the form below and I will get back to you ASAP!

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